How does a Lindsay Lohan S_X Tape Not Exist ?

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Lindsay Lohan is destined for a porn career.  If you watch this video, it's almost like a demo reel .  What's it going to take ? I'm surprised that a sex tape w/her hasn't surfaced yet with all the people she's supposedly slept with (men and women).  If there was entry in the dictionary or wikipedia for growing up in the fast lane, her name and face would be right there.

What happened to her ?  For some reason, I don't find her sexy or appealing at all.  She just feels dirty and used.  Treadmarks are definitely not an attractive quality.

But maybe we'll find out that she's slept with Tiger Woods too.  That would be shocking but if you think about it ... consdidering both of their tendencies ... not really.

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